Hi there, I'm Noémie
I'm an AI-native software builder based in Zürich, Switzerland, and a senior R&D engineer with a decade of experience building computational models that predict how complex systems behave in the real world.
These days, I build agentic benchmarks and experimentation frameworks to understand how AI agents behave when they're given room to explore, make decisions, fail, learn from outcomes, and try again. I also love building useful applications for myself and other people.
I usually spend my free time exploring the Swiss Alps with my dog Noushka (opens in a new tab)and watching K-dramas. In a past life, I did computational mechanics research and a PhD (opens in a new tab).
Projects
DeskMenace
Open sourcePut a passive-aggressive animated coworker on any website with one script tag.
suchipizza.github.io/DeskMenace (opens in a new tab)NativeFold
CompanyHelping developer tools adapt to agentic environments, so AI coding agents can discover, select and use them.
nativefold.com (opens in a new tab)Pigtail
Open sourceEvidence-based forensics of how open-source projects on GitHub grow.
suchipizza.github.io/pigtail (opens in a new tab)PawSociety
Find and compare dog schools in the canton of Zürich, plus guides for dog owners.
pawsociety.ch (opens in a new tab)Paperbase
A hosted PDF API: one endpoint that turns Markdown or HTML into a branded, production-ready PDF.
paperbase.dev (opens in a new tab)Topoli
Open sourceOpen-source construction intelligence for AI agents: what you can build at a Swiss address, with evidence.
suchipizza/Topoli (opens in a new tab)BergBot
ToolFinds and audits Swiss hikes against live conditions: lifts, huts, passes and fire bans.
suchipizza.github.io/BergBot (opens in a new tab)Cut the Crap
Open sourceA browser buzzer that calls out corporate jargon while you talk. Say it straight or get buzzed.
suchipizza/cut-the-crap (opens in a new tab)
Writing
- Uetliberg mit Hund: Tagesausflug-Guide (opens in a new tab)
- Why AI coding agents keep writing deprecated code (and what actually reduces it) (opens in a new tab)
- Agentic evaluation should be experimental science, not leaderboard competition (opens in a new tab)
- Accuracy is purchasable. Reliability is not. (opens in a new tab)
- Why your analytics cannot see agent tool selection (opens in a new tab)
- Agent evaluation variance: why a single agent run can be misleading (opens in a new tab)
- GEO for developer tools in 2026: mentions are not market share (opens in a new tab)
- Serverless PDF generation without Chromium: which approach actually deploys (opens in a new tab)
- Why not react-pdf? When @react-pdf/renderer fits, and when to reach for something else (opens in a new tab)
- Why use Puppeteer for PDF generation? Benefits, trade-offs, and alternatives (opens in a new tab)
- Hardergrat mit Hund: Eine Gratwanderung und eine Umkehr (opens in a new tab)
- Camping am Klimsenhorn mit Hund: Biwak über dem See (opens in a new tab)
- Stockflue mit Hund: T5-Scrambling über dem Vierwaldstättersee (opens in a new tab)
- Wandern mit Hund in Zürich: Die schönsten Frühlingsrouten (opens in a new tab)
Books I love
Say hello
I speak French, English, German and Malagasy.